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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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does your brainless bag of fluff masquerading as a Scots terrier like to bite the postman's fingers?
Ever wondered why your newspaper and post is only half way through your letter box and there is a freezing draught in your hall?
( , Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

who likes postman's fingers, so I fitted an external post box on the wall to the right of my front door. You can't miss it, it has the word 'Post' written on it in big letters.
Oh, wait a minute, if you're a thick as pigshit postie you probably can. Hence postie nearly loses his fingers on a daily basis, and the gas bill has a hole in it the size and shape of my dog's mouth.
( , Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)
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