Amaze strangers!
If you have one of those cars that have "see you home headlights", get to know the timing of how long it takes to switch off.

That way when you've locked your car and are walking away from it and some stranger shouts at you 'Oi mate! You've left your lights on' you can simply turn around, waggle your finger at the car and see the look of confusion on the strangers face as the lights go out.

Well, I say 'look of confusuion' it may be a look of 'you fucking knobend'.
(zebby wasting irony here on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)