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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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your tortoiseshell object gone dull?rub it all over with sunflower oil, and buff to a high sheen
(n.b. do not use on live tortoises)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:40,
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latest was 13 years ago)
itried to polish muy turtles head once never again
still on a brighter note it stopped me bighting my nails for some time
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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