Become nocturnal.
When you wake up instead of sitting through those shite morning programs that tell you how to make sushi and donate to fuck-wit charities to find out the what's going on in the world, you can watch the six o'clock news. It's far more to the point and has slightly less irritating news readers.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 10:18, Reply)