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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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MistaFeesh,
Same happened to my mate, also called Fish. I told him that it was an anaesthetic and got him to rub two fingerfuls into each eyelid. Went blind for about 20 mins which meant I had plenty of time to both piss myself laughing and then effect a getaway.
Another toptip is to leave a jar of ultrahot chilli sauce where your cheese and tobasco toasty loving mate will see it. Let him make one and stand well back.
work only once but is soooooo worth it.
P.s. Tobasco is 2500 scovilles, Da Bomb is 125,000.
( , Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, Reply)
MistaFeesh,
Same happened to my mate, also called Fish. I told him that it was an anaesthetic and got him to rub two fingerfuls into each eyelid. Went blind for about 20 mins which meant I had plenty of time to both piss myself laughing and then effect a getaway.
Another toptip is to leave a jar of ultrahot chilli sauce where your cheese and tobasco toasty loving mate will see it. Let him make one and stand well back.
work only once but is soooooo worth it.
P.s. Tobasco is 2500 scovilles, Da Bomb is 125,000.
( , Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, Reply)
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