Long-distance truck drivers.
After you've murdered your latest French female hitch-hiker/heroin-addled prostitute/trusting care-in-the-community victim, why not roll the body up in an old carpet before you dispose of it in a lay-by ditch?

People won't spot the body so easily, giving you more time to inevitably drive to a far-away port in an amphetamine-fuelled daze, and when the police find it, they can play a game of pass-the-rancid-corpse-parcel.

And it'll look a bit like a jam roly-poly, ensuring you have tearful flashbacks of your lost childhood as you roll it up, gagging on the stench of carpet and decomposing flesh.
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, Reply)