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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Don't.......tell your mates, when you are hammered on pills, that you once strapped a fork to a set of hair-clippers and tried to use it as a vibrator. The damage caused when they later tell your girlfriend is extremely bad.
I'm now single.
The fork obviously wasn't long enough.
EDIT: Please note that the pointy end faced away from the barking-spider. I'm not a sadist.
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 18:39, Reply)
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