gentlemen
when courting a lady, do check in advance that she is not a vacuous, shallow, feeling less, money obsessed bi-polar disorder sufferer. You will save yourselves much time and effort.
(zero.coke, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:26, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How do you check?
Would inserting two fingers in her rectum suffice?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:20, Reply)

That should do nicely
If she's not vacuous, the fingers should slide out and in again smoothly, easily and at speed. But if she is, there may be a loud popping noise (if the fingers can be removed at all)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Thanks man
I now have earl grey on my monitor
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I can add two ladies to the list
Unfortunately it took me 9 years to check the first one and 4 years to check the second.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Me too...
...17 years unfortunately.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

And...
...when you find one that is a vacuous, shallow, feeling less, money obsessed bi-polar disorder sufferer, simply dick her a couple of times and never call. Bonus points for giving a fake name and not wrapping up. That'll learn her!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:10, Reply)