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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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When using the London Underground...People on platform: Please wait for passengers to alight the train before getting on yourself - it's not fucking rocket science is it?
People on train: Get off your fat arses BEFORE the train gets into the station; That way you're ready to get off the cunting train at the appropriate moment, not fifteen seconds after it has filled up.
Better still, since this problem only seems to affect pensioners, menopausal housewives or tourists, just stay the fuck off the fucking tube period.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 23:50, Reply)
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