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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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And whilst we're at it..When you put up your christmas tree, make sure that you put it on a table or something so that your thieving hound of a whippet can't eat all the chocolate decorations on it whilst you are all out.
You won't have to
a) Falsely chastise your son for eating them,
b) clean up the chocolate dog-vomit when said whippet discovers chocolate and the canine metabolism are incompatible,
and
c) spend the rest of christmas apologising to your son.
I speak with the bitter, bitter voice of experience.
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Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 15:19,
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