Men! Show her who's boss! Get a large keyring
and shove onto it every key you've ever been issued, had cut or picked up in the bastard street.

Then you can impress her at 2am on the doorstep by sorting drunkenly through them for the right key, occasionally stabbing the general area of the keyhole with one.

She'll try to shove past you, impotently waving her single key and whingeing that she's dying for the bog.

You'll look soooo important.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or like
a caretaker at an amusement arcade
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

it's crucial
to carry these keys on a beltloop, never your pocket, that way everyone will see and hear them.
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 4:18, Reply)