Gentlemen. Are you going to the pharmacy?
Are you going to pick up your prescription?

Best not try to chat up the lady behind the counter. We know what's wrong with you.
(lympicita_ie, Mon 17 May 2010, 19:07, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Unless
Your prescription is for 'penis size reduction cream'.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I had this problem.
My housemate at uni was a medic and caught scabies from examining a patient. The rest of us in the house didn't know scabies could be transferred via a simple bathroom towel, drying hands after washing them.

And I didn't know, until the previously gorgeously-smiling girl behind the pharmacy counter looked at my prescription and scowled at me when she handed me the bottle, that the lotion prescribed for scabies is more commonly used to get rid of pubic lice. No wonder she didn't want to smile back at me any more.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I pity you
I too have had scabies (contracted in similarly innocent circumstances), and it is REALLY. FUCKING. ITCHY.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:56, Reply)

You should have come and seen me
We like a good rash at work.
(lympicita_ie, Sat 29 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Itchy
Oh God, me and Mrs Kite caught it once from work - horrible.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 23 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

If only she'd known that all you had was scabies.
She'd have totally wanted to do you.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:13, Reply)