If during intercourse, she begins to cough
ram your penis in as far as possible. For some reason, the act of coughing causes the vaginal walls to contract and she will become as tight as a mouse's ear. If she doesn't have a cough, try to induce one by making her smoke the cheapest roughest tobacco you can find as part of foreplay.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I never thought I'd hear myself say this,
but Frank Butcher must be a very lucky man.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)

This is very true
Misses had a cough for about three months last year. It annoyed her no end, but tickled my tonker nicely.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)