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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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If during intercourse she has a seizure...ram your penis in as far as possible. For some reason, epilepsy causes the vaginal walls to contract and she will become as tight as a mouse's ear. If she doesn't have a epilepsy, try to induce a seizure by turning the lights on and off really fast as part of foreplay.
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Oh BravoI bow at your superior top tippery
*makes note of tip for bedtime tonight.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:17,
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If you've ever read the book M*A*S*Hyou'll know that there featured an epileptic whore who was the stuff of legend.
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