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Politicians
If they come canvasing to your door, invite them in for a cup of tea, after forcing them to listen to your rambling stories for 30-40 minutes, allow them to say 3 seconds of their pitch and cut them off rudely and say:
'im sorry i can't vote, im a sex offender.
( , Tue 3 Apr 2007, 15:24, Reply)
If they come canvasing to your door, invite them in for a cup of tea, after forcing them to listen to your rambling stories for 30-40 minutes, allow them to say 3 seconds of their pitch and cut them off rudely and say:
'im sorry i can't vote, im a sex offender.
( , Tue 3 Apr 2007, 15:24, Reply)
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