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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Never ever let loose a trouser duck in Paris.UNLESS you have just arrived and not eaten or drunk anything that hasn`t come straight out of a bottle/can or been boiled or jesus fried.
A hearty english farty becomes a gallic cack your calvins.
It is just Paris, every bloody time, no problems in Nice or Lyons or..... I mentioned this to some well travelled work colleagues and it was " now you mention it......"
(I`m the guy who got constipated in Morocco and Zaire, so I think its not me having a weak guts.)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:44, Reply)
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