A woman for breeding
A boy for pleasure

A goat for ecstasy!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I always found Goats were better for Cocaine.
Might just be the locals, though.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Ha!
Drug dealing goats in Honda Accords. Now there's an image to conjur with!

According to Google the above is an old Turkish proverb, although I had always assumed it originated in ancient Greece. Isn't it curious how the pendulum of morality swings back and forth. Perhaps two thousand years hence, red hot goat-sex will be back on the menu. We can but hope...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Missed out
A melon for convenience
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It's also
one of your five a day.
(salvadorevincent, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Melon_for_Ecstasy

( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)