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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Fire PreventionUpon finding your 9yr old son has removed the toaster from the kitchen and placed it on his bedroom window sill, directly under the net curtains. DO ask what is he up to. However, when he tells you that, "it is to save him time in the morning and that he will get more time in bed on school days" DO NOT attempt to give advice regarding fire safety while pissing yourself laughing.
He will not take it in, and will attempt the same stunt the next week!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)
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