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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Tell an ex girlfriend she couldnt possibly be pregnant by you because "I never spunked within a mile of you man."
You may meet her in town a year or two later and she may be incredibly attractive and deny any advances.
Bollocks!
Edit: The comment was true though. She was horrific in the sack.
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
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