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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Girls!Disappointed by the limited range of 'Boyfriend Jeans' and 'Boyfriend Shirts' in your local branch of Top Shop? Simply pop upstairs to the department marked 'Top Man' and browse their wide selection of 'Boyfriend Jeans', 'Boyfriend Shirts', 'Boyfriend Jumpers', 'Boyfriend Coats', 'Boyfriend Hats', 'Boyfriend Socks', 'Boyfriend Pants' and 'Boyfriend Unimaginative T-Shirts Bearing Distressed Logos of Fictional American School Sports Teams'.
N.B. Don't be tempted, however, to shop for an actual 'Boyfriend' in this department. Unless you like rat-faced Nuts-reading WKD drinkers who smell of a McDonalds bin filled with three cans of Lynx and a pound of unwashed cocks.
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An outstanding observation*clicks like Michael J. Fox's tap-shoes.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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