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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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If a gentleman approaches you with a friend and a girl,
and gently inquires "Are you looking at my bird?", the correct response is *not* "Which one's your bird?"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
"No"
"Just her tits".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
It's debateable which would get you in to more trouble...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

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