Parents
Another one: Do not regale your parents with the story of your boyfriend's flatmate at uni who everyone hypothesised was sucking off his giant male friend all day in his room. Whilst said boyfriend is sat next to you. Also, do not then try to get your boyfriend to do the (frankly hilarious) face he imagined said flatmate would be pulling when someone catches him mid-fellatio, for your parents' viewing pleasure. This is not acceptable conversation when at an upmarket restaurant for your birthday dinner.
(claireyfairy There's a smell in here that will outlast religion, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 22:49, Reply)