Live in London? Tired of being unable to get an NHS dentist?
Move to Wandsworth, we've got tons of free places. Tons. Also enjoy the added benefit of extremely low council tax and always being able to get a seat on the tube at rush hour.

There is a small risk of being caught up in gang violence in the glamorous kebab shops of Tooting, but St George's Hospital is right there so you can't lose really.
(pandora peroxide thinks it's a blocker, master! on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Imma axin u blud was up was the prollem u bitchin me blud?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry young fellow
but I can't understand a word you're saying, what what

*adjusts monocle*
(pandora peroxide thinks it's a blocker, master! on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

If my eyesight
went downhill in one eye, I'd wear a monocle.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)