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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Send your nan a bunch of flowers today.
She'll love them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:54,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I doubt it
she's been dead 40 years.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:43,
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She'll love them from heven wiv da angles
You tight bastard - now run along and put some on her grave.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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I would
if I knew where she was buried.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:06,
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Well go and buy some for your mum, then.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:23,
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but flowers are gay
or am I thinking of bumsex?
Edit: Why today anyway? The only reason I can see is that it's Latvian Independence Day.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:26,
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Because it will come as a lovely surprise for her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:50,
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