A hollowed out cucumber
makes an ideal temporary overcoat for your erect penis.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:27, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Actually no.
I need a marrow, or an oversized squash.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I bought
a butternut squash last week. I picked the rudest looking one that would have been sent into That's Life 30 years ago. Mainly just so I could perve at the checkout girl handling what looked a lot like a set of genitals.

However, they're a bugger to peel.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

The ironic juxtaposition of your last sentence
Fills me with glee.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

cook, then peel is good for roasting/soups.
(Deligrams, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)