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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Dont go on holiday
with anyone who works for a humanist school.

as they'll be constantly judging your actions (wrongly). Don't bother trying to have a conversation as they won't actually listen to what you're saying, instead they'll invent some insulting bullshit motivation for WHY you're saying what you're saying. Invariably, come the evening, they'll be desperately trying to involve you in a half-drunken bullshit wanna-be intellectual discussion about education; spewing out cretinus statements like: "the only thing you learn in school is fear" and "if the universe is so ordered, why is it that humans are so bad to each other?" and other not to put too fine a point on it 'total shit' statements that they've regurgitated from some moronic seminar text.

by the end of the holiday you'll never want to see or speak to the cunt again.

I imagine you'd get a similar effect with born again Christians, just exchange the 'seminar text' with bible passages and 'education' with 'jesus'
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:32, Reply)

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