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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Sitting down for a wee?
Kill two birds with one stone and have a poo as well.
(bunglist, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 8:09, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
kill three birds
and have a wank too
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)
kill four birds...
by having a cry as you complete the wank.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Kill five birds
By throwing your shit around as you do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Kill six birds
with piano wire, whilst doing all of the above.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

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