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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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Got one coming up next week
I'm going to have to trek halfway across the country to attend a "H2 kickoff" event at which we'll be told the usual company bollocks about how wonderful the company is.

Rather than complaining though, I see this as an opportunity. I'm leaving the company because they wouldn't extend my contract and the event is taking place the day after my exit interview.

I'm taking suggestions...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:21, 13 replies)
That is all.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:57, closed)
If it's on company premises
I suggest you google 'upper decker'.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:00, closed)
Flour bombs followed by water bombs make the resultant mess a devil to clean up.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:03, closed)
Cleansing fire.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:04, closed)
The classic...
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" unhinged ranting is always golden.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:46, closed)
Go dressed as Darth Vader.
Pretend to be the boss.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)
When challenged
just say 'I find your lack of faith disturbing', and strangle someone.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)
Exit interview?
What's one of them?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:15, closed)
Isn't it what they give you
Before allowing you to kill yourself?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:40, closed)
Don't know really
I've never had one before. Still, its a reason not to be at my desk working so its all good.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:02, closed)
Shit yourself and sit in it all day.
And sit as close to the guy presenting as you can.

That'll learn 'em.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:25, closed)
You could go dressed like this:

Extra points for going on a penny-farthing.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:11, closed)

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