Got one coming up next week
I'm going to have to trek halfway across the country to attend a "H2 kickoff" event at which we'll be told the usual company bollocks about how wonderful the company is.

Rather than complaining though, I see this as an opportunity. I'm leaving the company because they wouldn't extend my contract and the event is taking place the day after my exit interview.

I'm taking suggestions...
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:21, 13 replies)

Transvesticism
That is all.
(Nicklock, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)

Tempting...

( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:57, closed)

If it's on company premises
I suggest you google 'upper decker'.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:00, closed)

Flour bombs followed by water bombs make the resultant mess a devil to clean up.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:03, closed)

Fire
Cleansing fire.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:04, closed)

The classic...
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" unhinged ranting is always golden.
(nordelius, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:46, closed)

Go dressed as Darth Vader.
Pretend to be the boss.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)

When challenged
just say 'I find your lack of faith disturbing', and strangle someone.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)

Exit interview?
What's one of them?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:15, closed)

Isn't it what they give you
Before allowing you to kill yourself?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:40, closed)

Don't know really
I've never had one before. Still, its a reason not to be at my desk working so its all good.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:02, closed)

Shit yourself and sit in it all day.
And sit as close to the guy presenting as you can.

That'll learn 'em.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:25, closed)

You could go dressed like this:


Extra points for going on a penny-farthing.
(Eukanuba, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:11, closed)