You should've kept the spaghetti jar to bury it in.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:23, 1 reply)

nah, that's what biscuit tins are for
unless you're my friend peter, and you don't bother.

and your cat digs it up 2 days later and brings it back in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:28, closed)

I used to bury my neighbour's cat's kills,
which would invariably be dug up and devoured by a fox, the following evening.
Foxes are much better than cats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:23, closed)

Without legislation though,
cats are much better at avoiding being savaged by packs of posh hounds.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:46, closed)