Baggy made me think.
Why haven't there been any todger trapped in trousers' zipper stories yet?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:28, 2 replies)

Nobody here has a penis big enough for that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:27, closed)

Brayndedd
would know given his mum has personal experience of everyone heres penis.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:27, closed)

^upset

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:52, closed)

not nearly as upset as your mum when she found out she had caught bad aids from her own son

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:06, closed)

Everyone
here dresses in a sweaty, cum-stained shellsuit.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:49, closed)

Could you move over a bit?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 22:20, closed)