Either you're pretending to be thick... or you're just thick.
Either way you're a twat.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:06, 2 replies)

So few posts
For you to deteriorate to just slinging insults like the rest of them.

I expected something better.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:10, closed)

Yeah, but you deserve worse.
You haven't even attempted to raise your game, so why should I continue to explain, in painfully obvious detail, stuff that you're willfully choosing not to understand, or which you're incapable of understanding?

It can't be dumbed down further for you.

So, yeah, it is an insult, but it's not one of those meaningless "Hur hur, you're upset on the internet!" insults made by people who are trolling for the sake of trolling...
It is an "Oh dear, this guy is never going to stop being thick." insult made by someone who has actually tried to communicate meaningfully with another and genuinely discovered them to be impenetrably dense.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:12, closed)

I think listening to your flawed logic was enough, thank you.
But, I have to admit, you're the only one to reply with posts that sound like someone with an I.Q. higher than their shoe size. (Apart from the insults, obviously).

Edit : I do apologize for one or two deliberate misunderstandings just to get a rise out of you though. Isn't that what everyone does here for fun?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:17, closed)

Let's not forget that he thinks it's every man's dream to sniff after girls in confined spaces.
I don't think it's constructive to judge him for lack of intelligence when we can just point and sneer at the self-confessed creepy office perv.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:32, closed)

But you confess to being an internet perv too.
Teasing internet virgins, homosexual banter, admitting sexual perversions...

Oh I see, only YOU can joke about things. It all becomes clear now.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:37, closed)

I don't sniff after my female colleagues in the lift.
Wherever you think you've managed to drag these threads, it's always going to come back to the fact that you're a creepy office perv and we're not. That makes us better than you. That's why we're mocking you. Endlessly. Without mercy or remorse.

Filthy little lift perv.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:42, closed)

Pffft.
I assume that's why I've attracted so much attention from you.

Sorry to burst your spunk bubble, but perv, no, not really. You of all people should understand exaggeration of events for comic effect.

Maybe I should have said "I saw a pretty girl in the lift and was happy to be in her presence, even for only a minute". Not as comical though and probably still open to deliberate misinterpretation.

You filthy little internet stalker, you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:47, closed)