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This is a question My most treasured possession

What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?

My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.

Either that or my Grandfather's swords.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Venetian blinds
Venetian blinds are so simple, yet so clever - those little slats that gather dust and block the sun, permitting the light to be angled round your room. Venetian blinds were patented by Edward Beran in London on 11th December 1769. Can you imagine what life was like before that?

If there was a fire, we should save the venetian blinds, otherwise it'd be curtains for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:22, 13 replies)
*loads gun*
*puts chcb down*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, closed)
.
* pops CHCB's bubble *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, closed)
*digs hole*
*kicks chcb corpse into it*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, closed)
...
Oh. My. God.

I thought that you really were completely boxed there... and now I'm just lost in admiration for anyone who could come up with a joke like that despite being wankered.

*salutes*
*clicks until mouse breaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, closed)
^
mildly, not completely, wankered. I can still type.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:30, closed)
You got me......
I read it all thinking it was serious........
(Pork2311, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:37, closed)
Nice
*have a click*
(Errorist, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:40, closed)
yup
got me again - click!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:42, closed)
I shall herewith call you Muriel
because you are terrible.
*clicko*
(dadadali has hybrid vigour, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:54, closed)
pokes
CHCB in the eye, hence the blinds (yes, yes, sh!t joke) but not much better or worse than the CHCB joke.

Have a click for terribleness
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, closed)
got me
til the last bit ...

have a click
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:02, closed)
Woob woob woob
nyuk!

*poke*
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:08, closed)
Ach.
*click*
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:11, closed)

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