If my house was on fire I'd be completely
f*cked.




Signed,

A. Snail
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:40, 15 replies)

hahahahahahahah
Simple Genius CLICK
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:41, closed)

awwwww
*feels sorry for snail*
*puts down flamethrower*
*stands guard over tomato plants nonetheless*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:42, closed)

If my house was on fire i'd be completely
Confused.



Signed.

A. Whelk
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:43, closed)

Reminds me of this
pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:54, closed)

@CHCB
Although a flamethrower does indeed render snails homeless and dead simultaneously, I've heard it is possible to protect your tomato plants from pesky molluscs by putting a ring of copper wire around the base.

Slugs and snails won't cross it apparently. Must interfere with the fillings in their teeth or something.

Or you could do like I do and use good old toxic metaldehyde slug pellets!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:56, closed)

Dear A Snail
I suppose you've been spelling that out since the question opened, haven't you?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:57, closed)

Have you had problems already with snails and slugs around your tomato plants?
So far mine have been fine.
I've got more trouble with the chuffing pheasants digging up my lettuce seeds :(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:58, closed)

Actually
It's not been a sluggy season so far, as it's been quite dry. And the last two weeks of sunshine have helped too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:00, closed)

Dear Enzyme
I crawled into Chickenlady's ear and settled over the fine motor and language area of her brain...that's how we're doing this so fast, but admittedly it has taken many weeks.



has that put anyone else off their coffee?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:00, closed)

^ Didn't put me off.
But I'm drinking orange juice.

I thought the story about the guy who got a leech up his nose was worse.
( Cawl, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:02, closed)

Mr A Snail
(I presume you're a Mr...)
Does she still giggle and burp?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:02, closed)

@ Enzyme
Sadly yes, she does still giggle and burp...it's really quite unsettling.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:26, closed)

Someone told me mine was on fire
signed
Lady Bird

*flies away home*
( seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:32, closed)

Ladybird
Make sure you look under the frying pan.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:49, closed)

Someone told me my house was on fire,
so I said, 'AAABSFNTYSM NRSTEHAEB HSBRYJY FFFFLLLUBBBABBABB!'

Then I went back to shouting at traffic.

Signed,

A. Piss-Soakedtramp.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:49, closed)