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This is a question My most treasured possession

What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?

My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.

Either that or my Grandfather's swords.

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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I got a job at Comedy Central
The best job I ever had was when I was a producer for South Park. I used to see the guys behind the show, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, every day for meetings. Stone, for one, didn't really like me, and was trying to engineer my dismissal. However, I got on well with Parker, who gave me his personal word that he was going to make sure I could stay in the job for as long as I wanted it.

It was a Trey-assured position.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:21, 10 replies)
you fucker
I was going to do one along those lines . bah.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:22, closed)
...
I believe the word is "mindpiss"...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, closed)
Oh dear
Someone change the question soon, or I'm going to drown myself deliberately when I go swimming at lunchtime to get away from the punnery!

(That said, Enzyme's efforts are quite well thought out!)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, closed)
I believe it was actually
that you used your psychic powers for evil, not good, and stole my thoughts.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, closed)
@K2k6
Well thought-out? WELL THOUGHT-OUT? You take that back at once, young man. I'm more lackadaisical and half-arsed than you could possibly imagine...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:26, closed)
^
yeah, that's true...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:27, closed)
I try to be lackadaisical whenever I can
Unfortunately, most of the time I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:31, closed)
Ha!
Now that's a lesson in how it should be done!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, closed)
I'm sure
the Trey-assured position was in my "Bumper Book of Acrobatic Lovemaking".
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, closed)
Lackadaisical and half-arsed?
Not half as much as me, I'll bet.

I wasn't even going to bother to reply, so you'd see how true that was, but that was kind of self-defeating in a way.

But I didn't drown myself, so your puns can't be all that bad.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:26, closed)

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