I can't help trolling strangers
I was on the train and a blind guy got on and ended up accidently sitting on a woman’s lap. He got off after a couple of stops. As soon as he was away the woman, her husband and son started having a bit of a laugh about what happened. It was mainly their own fault, if they’d left the guy alone instead of trying to pull him into an empty seat he’d have been fine.

I chipped in

Me “I can’t believe he’s still doing that”
Woman “What”
Me “Pretending he’s blind”
Woman “What!?”
Me “He’s been doing it for years. He uses the glasses and white stick as an excuse and sits on woman”
Husband “WHAAAAT!”

When we reached my stop they were still on the phone to the police reporting the ‘blind woman sitting pervert of network southeast.’
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:07, 2 replies)

guiltylols

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:11, closed)

Brilliant bit of trolling here.

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:38, closed)