Railtrack
Nothing to do with me, but top trolling nonetheless. Apologies if you've seen it before

After the collapse of Railtrack plc, someone registered Railtrack Ltd in Scotland, and responded to all the misaddressed post intended for the rail company.

www.fitlads.net/tmp/railtrack.pdf

For example:

Dear Sirs [Southern Electric],

SUPPLY TO:
RAILTRACK XT METER CABINET, UXBRIDGE ROAD, SOUTHALL, MIDDLESEX.
CUSTOMER ACCOUNT NO: 71996 18016
REFERENCE: TARA/CM007D

Thank you for your recent letter and we note that you say that if we don’t pay for electricity used, you may have to cut off the supply.

We do not require this supply and, as far as we are concerned, you may disconnect it.
( le brian, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:03, 6 replies)

quite a good read
but would have been better if he had included the other peoples letters. click for wasting 10 mins of my life
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:26, closed)

Most amusing.
Reading through it now.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:07, closed)

Excellent

(Rsoles, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:20, closed)

very good
clicky
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, closed)

fitlads.net?
Is this some sort of meta troll where the vice squad come knocking on people's doors later on?
(Nicklock, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:53, closed)

John Hein, Publisher and Editor of ScotsGay Magazine, is into - fit lads. I'm afraid to say that it's really that obvious.
(Benzyl, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:54, closed)