My first ever troll
Just after watching donnie darko.
I'd got excited about it for ages because of the cult following it had attracted. I thought the film was a load of pretentious guff, so I went on a donnie darko fan forum just to annoy the fans and tell them I got it and all but it was a load of bollocks. They got really pissed off at me which made me feel much better about wasting an evening for some reason.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:29, 7 replies)

it's like the scales of justice
the hour and a half (? no idea, never seen it) of life you lost watching the film, hopefully you get a productive amusing hour and a half back by watching the flapping mutants froth that you dissed their Holy Grail of films. Net result- equalibrium. If you make on the deal by enjoying their annoyance more so than the life sucked out of you by watching the film then you are winning.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 20 May 2011, 21:46, closed)

I would do this
But I doubt there's a forum for fans of 'Drag Me To Hell'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:30, closed)

There's probably a Sam Raimi forum
just saying
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:33, closed)

*does a face*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:16, closed)

I had a GF who fricking loved that fillum
I enjoyed the hype, then watched it and thought 'what a pile of absolute shit' and lost all respec for her. Now she has a fat arse too. Ha!
(Wagane, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:22, closed)

I got in to an argument about that film...
...the other person accused me of 'not understanding' the film, then accused me of being a Jean Claude Van Damme fan. Which I am, but that's besides the point.
So I accused them of not understanding the subtle nuances and sub text of classics like Bloodsport and Kickboxer. Not forgetting the all time classic, Street Fighter.
They raged. I laughed.
(Megamoss, Mon 23 May 2011, 3:04, closed)

that special kind of rage
makes me giggle like a loon
(teasus likes tea, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:28, closed)