Scientology
...more like Trollology...

Bunch of mental cases...Mental zealots. Mental numbnuts...Scientologists are the biggest trolls on this planet. Spouting their mental bollocks left, right and centre. Horrible bunch of blood suckers. I wish they would not set up their mental stalls on Oxford Street offering "free stress tests."

Eejits.
(iamdoingapooasisignup, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:31, 5 replies)

I Agree*
*for legal reasons I don't agree.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:29, closed)

I work in the building next to their main office in London...
The strangest part is that you often see them coming and going and they look QUITE NORMAL. Obviously they aren't, but they certainly aren't smiling all the time, or wearing deeley-boppers or foil hats.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:22, closed)

My Dad's a scientologist
No, this isn't trolling, it's true. And he's normal. Well, as much as anyone in my family is, anyway.

Personally I reckon he's wasting his time and money on a joke religion set up for a bet, but he seems happy enough. Certainly no cult-like activities, and despite spending time at the UK headquarters as a kid, I never experienced any pressure to join, from him or anyone else.

Oh, and he doesn't like the fanatic weirdos that accost you in the street either. But of course, since he knows all the terminology, he can slap them down with a single response...

(Try telling them you're "OT3" -- that should shut them up. It's a bit like a black belt in Dianetics...")
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:29, closed)

I would try that...
But they keep themselves to themselves really.
No fun at all. But certainly more fun than being audited.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:36, closed)

I used to live near this building. 'Twas interesting. Students from the university would gather there and protest. Dunno what they were protesting about, but it was amusing to watch.

(I promise, no goatse or horses)
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 23 May 2011, 11:26, closed)