Anatomy of Vagabond's Attention Whoring
*Cleverly Photoshopped Submission*

b3tan 1: witty response + click
A Vagabond: tortured riff on witty response (often with ! to alert others to attempt at humour)
b3tan 2: witty response
A Vagabond: tortured riff on new witty response
b3tan 3: witty response
A Vagabond: yet another tortured riff on witty response
b3tan 3: witty riposte to Vagabond
A Vagabond: (hooray! attention!) have an even more tortured riff on your witty riposte!

repeat until Vagabond is too bored to try and beg for attention on the main board and decides to stun the world with his umpteenth post on QOTW. After stretching his braincell for 1 nanosecond he plumps for "you're gay and I'm not, can't say it back". Which in itself is yet another shitty riff on someone elses lame initial suggestion of "your all gay".


Quod erat demonstrandum
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:46, 2 replies)

ooh ooh
Do me next.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:39, closed)

Sorry bud, your posts I enjoy. One thing I have been dying to ask, and now I've got the chance I shall, from whence comes the screenname?
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:49, closed)

shipping forecast
Google it.
But not google images because that just brings up loads of stuff I've posted on /board.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:24, closed)

So it is
I was imagining it was some obscure Elite or Star Wars reference.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:28, closed)

Good god no
Star Wars my arse.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:47, closed)

See, I read this, and all I can interpret it as is
"Wah! Wah! Wah!" like a baby, crying.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:24, closed)

Of course you did. Your Narcissistic Personality Disorder makes you unable to assess what a feeble sphincter you really are. No matter what anyone posts you're going to try and reassert your self-perceived supremacy in a follow-up comment. You can't not. The hallmark of someone with NPD is to get the last word in, even if it's not in the slightest bit amusing. Just look how long I kept you going in that previous thread, every single post you made just ended up making a long list like this:

1. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
2. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
3. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
4. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
5. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
6. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
7. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?

Let's see how long we can keep you going this time, maybe at some point self-realisation that you're a total fucking muppet will kick in, but I doubt it.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:28, closed)