some thing not humourus or funny


GARADOR repair specialist
please list your­ information for us to qoute
* Your name,­ address and telephone number...... tondo
*­ Original invoice with date of purchase...........­ 1/1/11
* Product description / door type and­ product number......... closing door with nasty metal­ bits model number 666
* Description of defect ­ ......head stuck in mechanism

please leave this with­ us and we will get back to your shortly


and then

GARADOR
Sameday Garage Door Repairs
after considering­ the description of your door and of the following­ fault
ie head stuck in mechanism
we feel that this­ type fault is above and beyond the usual faults­ encountered with our high quality garage doors and thus­ it will unfortunately invalidate your guarantee

we­ hope that has not caused an inconvenience to you look­ forward doing more business together in the­ future.
please tell your friends about our great­ quality products

have a nice day

and then

GARADOR sameday repair center

Dear sir with regard to­ your original complaint with regard to getting your­ head stuck in the nasty metal bits,
we have after ­ looking at your request for a repair decided that­ although not covered in the guarantee we are willing to­ extend to you the cost of a new hair cut and the cost­ of getting your clothes dry cleaned.
we do not accept­ any responsibility for the original fault mentioned (­ head caught in nasty metal bits) but feel that your­ good will and custom should be rewarded and also we­ would like to take this chance to offer you our new ­ soft close system at a reduced cost
all the best­ GARADOR
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:59, 1 reply)

I hope you die in pain

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:57, closed)

most likely
how ever speaking from experience and as a person who so far has a avoided a fatal bicycle related accident. it seems that you are missing the point of trolling and there fore i win
i also survived a 40+ mph down hill crash on a 1 in 4 hill with only a fractured right talus that left me disabled but amazingly after crashing and flying through the air for over 25yards i managed to completely avoid any garage doors and as i lay there bleeding looking at the inside of my ankle the guy that ran me over with his car was ironically a semi professional cyclist and had coincidently had nothing to do with the selling installation or manufacturing of garage doors, i consider this a fortunate escape that didn't stop me from cycling or indeed breathing again, unlike for example professional riders and lets be honest there have been 2 fatal incidents so far this month with these guys and i am going to petition the Spanish cycling federation to make compulsory fitment of stabilizers and a mandated maximum height of rider and cycle , this i believe would at a stroke stop the rash of fatal accidents garage door related or falling of or other wise
i hope that this answers your question and that you have a nice day and can now go about your business knowing that your question has been answered fully and factually
i look forward to hearing from you if you wish to purchase our new soft close system for garage doors
your in good faith
GARADOR
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:36, closed)

It's hard to miss the point
of something that doesn't have a point.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:44, closed)