A troll walks into a bar.
The barman asks "Why the big nose, warty face, green skin and hairy eyebrows?"

The troll goes "Wrraaaauuughhh!" and eats him.

True story.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:09, 10 replies)

Vag, vag, vag, vag, vag.
*shakes head*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:14, closed)

Head, head, head, head, head
*shakes vag*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:27, closed)

You want head from Vagabond?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:31, closed)

I didn't want it
but he insisted
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:38, closed)

Show me on the
teddy bear where he touched you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:59, closed)

Here...here, here and...
*sniff*

here
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:10, closed)

I hope you're not implying there are no good troll jokes - this masterclass in Swiftian wit proves otherwise. It's pretty highbrow stuff, almost a functioning language in many ways - but explanations/English translations are helpfully provided for those who may otherwise struggle.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:37, closed)

Thank you kindly HP
To be honest I did stumble across this site when looking for troll jokes.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:58, closed)

Ouch.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:16, closed)

the funniest thing I've read this week
floating on a tsunami of impotent fuckwittery. Click.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:14, closed)