What do you call trolling someone about their trolling story?
It's 'Touareg' and they're made by Volkswagen, not Audi or BMW.

Technically, yes, Audi and VW are all the one company, but that's not my point.

Pedantry is trolling, isn't it?
(minlan no longer barks at bancleys, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:52, 2 replies)

Handy rule of thumb
If the car is expensive and German, the driver's a cunt.

Not a hypothesis born in isolation, but one born from bitter experience on Britain's roads.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:01, closed)

I hope that doesn't apply to everyone
My main car is a lovely bright red MINI Cooper S.

The original handbook actually has a section on waving to other MINI's. Sadly, few people still do.

I have a mantra of "Let out one car that's less cool than yours every day". That cheers up busy journeys!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:39, closed)

A proper Mini or a rebadged BMW pretend-Mini?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:53, closed)

A pretend one (hence the reason for my question)
Although I have owned a score of the original ones.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:31, closed)

it fair makes me snigger that VW's and Audi's are manufactured by...
V.A.G.
*sniggers*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 19:14, closed)

I didn't know that.
Now I snigger too.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:57, closed)

i reckon they would've been better off going for the alphabetical option.
but maybe A.V.G was deemed so lacking in comedy value.
After all, this is the company who came up with that mobile wi-fi/goatse image recently, so maybe it was deliberate?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 20:13, closed)

I used to work for VW...
...and most of the boxes of parts on Stores were stamped with VAG 1A. *pffftt!*
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, closed)