Convention Crimes
A group of young lads rented a room at a fairly high end hotel where a gaming convention was being held. Being somewhat, er, high-spirited lots of illegal substances were present and a good time was being held by all. Then one member of the group, having killed quite a few brain cells, decided to let off a large amount of fireworks inside the bathroom. Which among other things destroyed a toilet and set off the fire alarm.

Being the good natured group always willing to stand up for our mates we of course scattered like roaches when the light is turned on, leaving the drunk/stoned/LSD's/Whatever cause of the uproar to face the music himself. But eventually what little conscious we retained rose up and we came back to help our mate face the music.

The hotel manager had us down in his office in a basement dungeon reading us the riot act and listing all of the charges that will be applied unless we could get our parents to cover the damages.

Unknownst to him while being less than stellar citizens and young males to boot we actually had decent jobs and things like credit cards, bank accounts, checks, etc. When he presented the invoice for the damages (much less than we expected) our reply of "do you want cash, check or credit card" suddenly produced a 180 degree of attitude. In less than a second it went from "you are going to jail, laddy" to "oh, yes sir! We will have everything ready in a few minutes, sir! Thank you for staying with us, sir!.

And they returned all of the drugs. And the 3' high bong.
(Nobody1, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 5:10, 9 replies)

cheques

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 9:37, closed)

lattvians

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:13, closed)

conscience

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:46, closed)

MASSIVE BONGS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:32, closed)

I prefer that flying czzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:44, closed)

And now you're all Conservative MPs

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:00, closed)

What's the point of having a bong that needs two people to operate it?

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:26, closed)

unBEknownst

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:37, closed)

Fact
There's something appealing about "unknownst" though.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:57, closed)