Trouble
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unknown, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 14:18)
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A load of us all gathered round at rachelswipe's flat one evening and skyped psychochomp
It was totes hilare, until he found out it was us.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:29,
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Have you got any more unfunny in-joke stories?
You should post them too.
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DOCTOR FUCK your friend and colleague, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:43,
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ok
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:04,
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he'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:30,
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NO, I SKYPED PSYCHOCHOMP!
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:44,
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was that before or after the we touched each other's junk?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:44,
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I was touching yours all evening
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:03,
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you weren't there you fucking glory hunter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:30,
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+hole s
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:02,
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I rang his mobile and I set up 'his' collarspace profile!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:58,
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no i done the calling, you just did the profile, 'member?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:04,
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I even managed to reflect his vanity and unwarranted self importance!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:35,
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The length of upset about a supposed phone call is closing in on the length of time the fag took. It's quite astonishing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:13,
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I didn't do the mobile phone call.
If I had popular life failure Psychochomp's mobile number, I would scrawl it on the wall of a public convenience alongside a desperate request for 'hot cock fag action'.
NOBODY HAD BETTER DO THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:29,
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Sorry to disappoint tangles
But as a confirmed Luddite, I don't have a skype account, never used it in my life, don't have the first clue how it works, don't have it installed on any of my devices. Nor do I keep contact details for people whom I dislike. These things are very easily proven.
I CAN offer you some drama about getting out of the car and landing in a puddle because SOMEONE parked it in the wet patch if you're interested?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:18,
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"Interested" is a very strong word
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:20,
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95 kilos makes one hell of a splash, high heels or not.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:29,
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Yeah yeah stick to the 9.5kg ones, eh??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:34,
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missed u babes xxx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:47,
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parked in wet patch
Jesus how big was the vagina?
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:00,
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fucksake
I logged in to make a comment like that then noticed you'd already done it.
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gone, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:43,
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I reckon yours would have been better, Noctu
that andythepieman is an absolute dick
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quintsy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:56,
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Swiples xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 17:02,
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