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This week's theme is 'getting into trouble'. Tell us about the worst trouble you've been in - or about an occasion when somehow you got away with it against the odds.

(, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 14:18)
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Kirk squirmed uncomfortably in his seat.
"Goddammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a psychic, just tell me what the problem is".
"Well, Doctor its kind. Of. Embarrassing", Kirk stuttered in his usual overly-dramatic way.
"Just tell me man, I'm your doctor."
Kirk sweated profusely, eyes darting around the medbay. "It happened when we. Met. That. Thing. On Magalfa 9."
McCoy pinched the bridge of his nose. He'd warned his captain untold times about putting his cock in green-skinned alien bints, but Kirk was wont to listen. "What have you picked up this time?" he droned. "Drop your pants and let me look."
"It's not the. Woman. That's the problem," Kirk enunced, as he unbuttoned his fly. "But after. Our. particularlyamourouspassion I. ReachedOut. Forsomethingto. Wipe myself clean. And now it's. Stuck."
McCoy had turned his back to pull on some medical gloves, fearful of catching another virulent rash from the captain's log. As he turned around to face the patient, his eyebrows soared so high up his forehead that even a Vulcan would be impressed. "Good God Jim, is that a merkin? Your whole damn area is covered in fur!"
"That's. Not fur, Doc. I'm telling you, that's how I got. Into. Tribble."
(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 7:39, 17 replies)

*golf claps*
(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 7:47, closed)
Why must you poison QOTW with your lies?!

(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 9:43, closed)
It can't be a lie if it happened in the FUTURE

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:35, closed)
A small amount of grudging recognition for your accurate Shatner punctuation.

(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 9:50, closed)
Yes, I liked that.

(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 10:31, closed)

(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 9:54, closed)
i'm not really into star wars

(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:41, closed)

(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:48, closed)
I hope you die in a fire Skagra

(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:26, closed)
Incorrect usage of "wont"
2/10. Must try harder.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:00, closed)
Beat me to it.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:00, closed)
was won't

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:44, closed)
Surely it ought to be "... wasn't wont..."?
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 13:29, closed)
Kirk wasn't won't to listened.

(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 14:30, closed)
That makes no sense.
He wasn't wont to listen. Is "won't" even a valid contraction? According to the annoying speel corriction on my Blackburry it is, but fuck knows what of...
Edit: Oh, of course, "will not" though quite how it's a contraction I'm not sure.
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 15:31, closed)

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