Are there any tories you would have sex with?
As long as she didn't speak much, I reckon Louise Mensch would get the job done
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:18, 26 replies)

I'd knock the bottom out of Mensch
Theresa Villiers is my MP, she's got a kinda milfy dominatrix thing going on

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=theresa+villiers&espv=2&biw=2133&bih=1221&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMIz6fpp-yKyAIVR9oaCh3ZyA6s&dpr=0.9
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:26, closed)

Mods!!!!

( rofl harris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:31, closed)

Rockers!!!!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:36, closed)

Not me personally, I'm married. However there are some who aren't exactly hideous.
www.conservatives.com/OurTeam/Members_of_Parliament/Blackwood_Nicola
www.conservatives.com/OurTeam/Members_of_Parliament/Ansell_Caroline
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:39, closed)

what's wrong with your eyes?

( rofl harris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:45, closed)

First one, maybe
Second one, nah
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 16:11, closed)

I've been knocked back by worse.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 17:32, closed)

Oh, I didn't realise he was a Tory MP. I guess that explains some things.
NEVER FORGIVE!
www.conservatives.com/OurTeam/Members_of_Parliament/Ellis_Michael
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:42, closed)

Having done a bit more research into this I'd probably also kick Esther McVey's back doors in
Maybe Elizabeth Truss too, if she brought a friend along
https://www.conservatives.com/OurTeam/Members_of_Parliament/Truss_Elizabeth
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:49, closed)

Isn't she the pork farms woman?
I never got bored of seeing that clip of her on HIGTFY
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 16:11, closed)

Pork markets
That's the one
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 17:11, closed)

I give you the Left Party Member of the Lower Saxony Landtag, the superbly-named Ms Julia Bonk.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 15:57, closed)

Ooh, go on then

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 16:11, closed)

all of them, m8. Arse, mouth, fanny you name it
right up there
stink pipe and everything
( $$ ✅, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 17:24, closed)

I fucking knew you'd get the right answer
You NEVER let me down, m8. NEVER.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:10, closed)

Widdecombe has a most aluring voice.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 18:48, closed)

Never disregard the mature, experienced woman
What's pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the touch are seldom the same, m8
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:10, closed)

prolly John Major

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 18:53, closed)

I'd go gay for Major
He's probably gentle, but fun
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:11, closed)

He has a massive dong.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:23, closed)

SOLD

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:24, closed)

True story: one of my ex's had the room above her at university
It was oxford and on their first day she was simpering at everyone and exclaiming, "I feel like I'm drowning in honey!"

By the end of the first week she was having seriously noisy squealing sex.

So you're probably right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:44, closed)

I've gone off her to be honest
congratulations by the way
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:46, closed)

He said she was a utter twat. But then, so was he, so maybe she's lovely (I doubt that she's lovely).

Thank you!!! Exciting exhausting times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:48, closed)

Mine are 9 and 7 now
Sleep is but a distant memory :)
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:50, closed)

Along with having the bed to yourselves for a whole night I presume?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:52, closed)