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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Apparently it's me
seeing as I've just been Ignored by Dr. Shambolic and had deletion by Brayndedd.
I guess I must have hurt their feelings. Oh my. Poor little kittens.
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Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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Batman defeats him at the end and batman was in shock to see him a as a boy in a adult body and Talia killed him with a sword and all of a sudden his head was decapated and also was a bomb in his head and blew up Wayne Tower building.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:03,
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Say again.
You 're breaking up.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:25,
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And then Bruce was a zombie.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:40,
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Willis?
He's not a zombie. He's a ghost. And then Tyrion Lanister kills his dad while he's taking a shit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:44,
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Crossbows him right in the cock, from what I hear.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:47,
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Yeah. Before Jon Snow is made boss of the big wall thing and then stabbed by his own men.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:51,
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That cripple lad ends up becoming a tree or something.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:58,
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THORIN DIES!
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:05,
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Whoa wait what?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 9:21,
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He was rubbish in the Avengers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:20,
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Stabbed, but not necessarily gone.
JON SNOW LIVES
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searlichek, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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He was a whiny shitcunt.
If he's still alive I'm going to drive up there and kill the wanker myself.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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Who are you?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:27,
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My "
been ignored by Dr Shambolic" thread was better.
Welcome to the club, though. There's a badge, a secret handshake, and we have cocoa on Tuesdays. Also, you have to learn the song:
"We h8 4 reel
Doc Shambolic
He makes us feel
Melancholic."
There's more, but it gets a bit boring after the 108th verse.
Anyway - howdy partner!
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:27,
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You've been quite chirpy recently.
Why would you want to remind people of when you were a ridiculous ball-ache?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:42,
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Because Internet War is more than a little bit silly
* (especially given that everyone left here now is well aware of the site's MO), and I'm not above taking the piss out of myself.
* Which isn't to say that I won't do it again, as it's also quite entertaining.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:03,
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It's just this sort of self-awareness that is ruining online bullying.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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Ooo, can I join the club too please?
It seems Shambles put me on 2.0 in the last 24 hours.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:39,
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Welcome to the squad, soldier.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:39,
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I haven't deleted anything, what the fuck are you on about?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:34,
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I heard you deleted a guy clean out of existence with a mighty headbutt that landed with the force of the Big Bang.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:37,
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I cut somebody's head off with a samurai sword.
I think it was me. Could have been baldmonkey.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:40,
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I deleted your mum.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:43,
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Well that's ruined the weekend for Hull KR.
And the Welsh Guards. And the population of Cornwall. And me.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:46,
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After refreshing her repeatedly.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:46,
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I shredded yours.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:49,
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MUM.JPG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:58,
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Not so bad really.
As HP said - welcome to the club. I beat them to the punch when I sockpuppeted. They didn't like that. Not 1 little bit.
BTW - the song HP is quoting goes to "Everybody In The House of Love" by East17. We'll have you humming along in no time ;]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyAGgEJb1_8
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:11,
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A seething, wobble jelly of sad.
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Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 3:14,
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Oh man I hate sockpuppet accounts
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AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:39,
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I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual.
;]
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:28,
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Shambo's surprisingly sensitive for a mindless cunt
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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Not sure how you'd know given that I've had you on ignore since the late 1980s.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39,
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...and an attention-seeking twat who thinks he's clever because he can reply to people who are ignoring him
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:09,
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derp
This is a thread about me that you've joined in to talk about me. And then logged out to read my response. It's not like I need to actively seek your attention, is it?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:18,
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...and who continues to log out and in again so that he can reply to people who have him on ignore
in a thread started by someone he put on ignore
is there no way we could have a whip-round and buy him a girlfriend or something?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:04,
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Everything you've said here can be applied perfectly to your boyfriend Rob Fairholme.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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The witless wonder can only possibly be talking about himself.
I confess this is almost too thick for me to grasp and I've been on the internet for twenty years.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24,
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You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives the slightest fuck what you think
I notice you've still got no stories this week, though
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:45,
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I notice that half your posts this week are in this thread about me and brayndedd
who you definitely don't care about. At all. Nuh-uh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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Amazing.
Properly amazing. You thick fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:23,
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