Apparently it's me
seeing as I've just been Ignored by Dr. Shambolic and had deletion by Brayndedd.

I guess I must have hurt their feelings. Oh my. Poor little kittens.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:00, 41 replies)

Batman defeats him at the end and batman was in shock to see him a as a boy in a adult body and Talia killed him with a sword and all of a sudden his head was decapated and also was a bomb in his head and blew up Wayne Tower building.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:03, closed)

Say again.
You 're breaking up.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:25, closed)

And then Bruce was a zombie.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:40, closed)

Willis?
He's not a zombie. He's a ghost. And then Tyrion Lanister kills his dad while he's taking a shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:44, closed)

Crossbows him right in the cock, from what I hear.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:47, closed)

Yeah. Before Jon Snow is made boss of the big wall thing and then stabbed by his own men.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:51, closed)

That cripple lad ends up becoming a tree or something.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:58, closed)

THORIN DIES!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:05, closed)

Whoa wait what?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 9:21, closed)

He was rubbish in the Avengers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:20, closed)

Stabbed, but not necessarily gone.
JON SNOW LIVES
(searlichek, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:00, closed)

He was a whiny shitcunt.
If he's still alive I'm going to drive up there and kill the wanker myself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:57, closed)

Who are you?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:27, closed)

My "been ignored by Dr Shambolic" thread was better.

Welcome to the club, though. There's a badge, a secret handshake, and we have cocoa on Tuesdays. Also, you have to learn the song:

"We h8 4 reel
Doc Shambolic
He makes us feel
Melancholic."

There's more, but it gets a bit boring after the 108th verse.

Anyway - howdy partner!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:27, closed)

You've been quite chirpy recently.
Why would you want to remind people of when you were a ridiculous ball-ache?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:42, closed)

Because Internet War is more than a little bit silly* (especially given that everyone left here now is well aware of the site's MO), and I'm not above taking the piss out of myself.

* Which isn't to say that I won't do it again, as it's also quite entertaining.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:03, closed)

It's just this sort of self-awareness that is ruining online bullying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:48, closed)

Ooo, can I join the club too please?
It seems Shambles put me on 2.0 in the last 24 hours.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:39, closed)

Welcome to the squad, soldier.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:39, closed)

I haven't deleted anything, what the fuck are you on about?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:34, closed)

I heard you deleted a guy clean out of existence with a mighty headbutt that landed with the force of the Big Bang.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:37, closed)

I cut somebody's head off with a samurai sword.
I think it was me. Could have been baldmonkey.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:40, closed)

I deleted your mum.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:43, closed)

Well that's ruined the weekend for Hull KR.
And the Welsh Guards. And the population of Cornwall. And me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:46, closed)

After refreshing her repeatedly.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:46, closed)

I shredded yours.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:49, closed)

MUM.JPG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:58, closed)

Not so bad really.
As HP said - welcome to the club. I beat them to the punch when I sockpuppeted. They didn't like that. Not 1 little bit.

BTW - the song HP is quoting goes to "Everybody In The House of Love" by East17. We'll have you humming along in no time ;]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyAGgEJb1_8
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:11, closed)

A seething, wobble jelly of sad.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 3:14, closed)

Oh man I hate sockpuppet accounts

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:39, closed)

I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual.
;]
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:28, closed)

Shambo's surprisingly sensitive for a mindless cunt

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:04, closed)

Not sure how you'd know given that I've had you on ignore since the late 1980s.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:39, closed)

...and an attention-seeking twat who thinks he's clever because he can reply to people who are ignoring him

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:09, closed)

derp
This is a thread about me that you've joined in to talk about me. And then logged out to read my response. It's not like I need to actively seek your attention, is it?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:18, closed)

...and who continues to log out and in again so that he can reply to people who have him on ignore
in a thread started by someone he put on ignore

is there no way we could have a whip-round and buy him a girlfriend or something?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:04, closed)

Everything you've said here can be applied perfectly to your boyfriend Rob Fairholme.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:55, closed)

The witless wonder can only possibly be talking about himself.
I confess this is almost too thick for me to grasp and I've been on the internet for twenty years.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24, closed)

You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives the slightest fuck what you think
I notice you've still got no stories this week, though
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:45, closed)

I notice that half your posts this week are in this thread about me and brayndedd
who you definitely don't care about. At all. Nuh-uh.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:50, closed)

Amazing.
Properly amazing. You thick fuck.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:23, closed)