
Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I detest the people who arrive at a busy self-service café and occupy a table while one or more of their number queues. Meanwhile people leaving the till with their food have nowhere to sit.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, 9 replies)

They leave their mates at the table while they queue for food. Wasn't that clear?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:00, closed)

I was being rude. Sorry.
Next time you're in my part of the world and we go out for coffee I'll reserve the table for you.

( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:28, closed)

Brilliant.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 5:05, closed)

because if the tables are taken up by people reserving seats, then they are at risk from having to eat standing up. Which is true. In an ideal world, everyone would stay queued in their groups and would sit in the order they queued. However, this isn't an ideal world and lone cafe-goers like OP and myself will just have to take a bit longer getting ketchup or sugar.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 7:38, closed)

mates.
Who'll either reserve your table or pay for the coffees while you take seat at a table - either way every hole's a goal right?
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:06, closed)
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